Why do I make everything weird? Why do I wreck everything ever? What’s wrong with me? SERIOUSLY?!
Watching Titanic...
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Literally EVERY time.
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Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. - Imgur
This is killing me.
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